TOP SHELF BOOTY


This girl writes that she’s glad she found a website that appreciates yoga pants as much as she does. Assuming your face doesn’t look like one of the puppets from Gremlins, I would gladly push my girlfriend into traffic and run away with you to the Bahamas to live the rest of our lives on the beach, sipping drinks out of coconuts, until you eventually leave me upon discovery of my fourth nipple.

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