Redefining The Term “Whooty”

new-from-brandieThe beautiful @MsBrandieLynn tweeted us this picture today that shows the unbelievable results she’s been seeing from basically living at the gym. Once I figure out how to get my jaw off the floor, I’m going to try to work up the courage to fly to wherever the hell she is, confess my love for her, and live happily ever after. At least that’s what I’ve been fantasizing about for years now, in reality I’ll be filled with the usual post-masturbation guilt and I’ll fill that lonely void inside of me with freshly nuked hot pockets mom brought down for a pre-dinner snack.

Written by C. Munson

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