If she didn’t, I would have.
What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on that girl’s bedroom wall. Or an owl on the tree beside her window. Or a pervert hiding in her closet.
I’m pretty sure I’d do anything this girl told me to for a chance to bang her. Even suck back an entire jar of mayo with a straw — and trust me, there is nothing I hate more than mayo.
Girls in Yoga Pants is a blog that covers the highly important topic of girls in yoga pants.
"Girls in yoga pants -- I think that's hotter than girls being naked." - Howard Stern, 2010