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I first stumbled across this woman’s account because a fan thought I might be interested in purchasing her sticky, post-flight yoga pants. That’s right, this girl sells her underwear and yoga pants soaked in vagina juice and even goes as far as selling her “shark week” thongs. For those of you who are like me and not down with the cool kid lingo, that’s period blood panties. I admire her entrepreneurial spirit and applaud her lack of shame when it comes to the juices that drip from below – while I personally have no use for them, there’s pics of some avid follower who paid for a date with her so you know some guys are in to it. Also, by “pay for a date” I mean literally just that… no banging, he just took her on a date and gave her money to do it. I really gotta talk to mom about raising my allowance, because while blood soaked underwear aren’t my thing, being seen in public with cute chicks is definitely something I would get sweaty over.

Follow her on Twitter @CearaLynch, in case you’re really in to lady juices or if you need DNA to pin a murder on someone.

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