Submitted by the ASSMAN
Would they even let you in a gym with these on?
Submitted by the ASSMAN.
I feel bad for the girl on the left, there’s only a few girls on this planet who would stand a chance.
Submitted by Long Jon Silver
As you may have noticed, I recently fell in love with @MichelleBalvsand while I’m not a fan of duck lipping on any girl, I’m a big fan of everything else about her.So at this point I’m debating moving to her town so that I can casually run in to her at bars or the grocery store. If we don’t hit it off, I’ll just throw money at her until I’m broke or she accepts my proposal.. I hear that’s how Kanye got Kim.
Either way, I smell a new restraining order in my future!