As you may have noticed, I recently fell in love with @MichelleBalvsand while I’m not a fan of duck lipping on any girl, I’m a big fan of everything else about her.So at this point I’m debating moving to her town so that I can casually run in to her at bars or the grocery store. If we don’t hit it off, I’ll just throw money at her until I’m broke or she accepts my proposal.. I hear that’s how Kanye got Kim.
Either way, I smell a new restraining order in my future!
Following @MichelleBalvs on Twitter was one of the greatest decisions I’ve made in my life. If I could, I’d take this woman up to the mountains and live in a secluded booty-filled paradise for the rest of my life. But since kidnapping is illegal and this isn’t the recurring dream that’s filled my brain every night for the last several weeks where she goes willingly… I’ll settle for a low resolution photo of her beautiful booty in the shortest shorts she could find.