It’s recently come to our attention that Johnny, the most famous GirlsInYogaPants.com reader in history, has gone missing. Johnny has been leaving his comments on pictures since we started this website, but has been M.I.A. for over a month now. Johnny has graced the comment pages of this website with quotes like “I’d let her sit on my head, for sure.”; “Definitely sit-on-my-face material.”; and of course his golden hookup advice: “Ether is quicker and less fuss.” We hope you’re out there and are okay Johnny, we all miss you. Leave your guesses on where Johnny disappeared to in the comments. Prison? Captured by a feminist? Allergic reaction to pepper spray?