If you follow our sister site YourPetHatesYou.com, you’ve already met Werner. If not, that’s him up there hanging out with a GIYP.. When he’s not busy slamming back Jägerbombs, he’s making all the bitches swoon – and we’re not just talking about at the dog park! From what we’ve been told there are currently girls lining up to pose with Werner, but only in the event that we can help boost his rankings in this contest. So if you have 15 seconds and love girls in yoga pants, click here to vote! If you’re just here for the booty, make the jump for the enlarged shot..