If you follow our sister site YourPetHatesYou.com, you’ve already met Werner. If not, that’s him up there hanging out with a GIYP.. When he’s not busy slamming back Jägerbombs, he’s making all the bitches swoon – and we’re not just talking about at the dog park! From what we’ve been told there are currently girls lining up to pose with Werner, but only in the event that we can help boost his rankings in this contest. So if you have 15 seconds and love girls in yoga pants, click here to vote! If you’re just here for the booty, make the jump for the enlarged shot..
1) Remove the ads.
2) Show you all the crazy pics we receive that we can't post on our public website.
3) Build an elite community of yoga pants connoisseurs.
4) Give you an honorary seat on the GIYP Board of Directors.
5) Keep our servers online.
...and more. Starting at ONE CENT.