TIME FOR YOUR CLOSE UP
This girl sent in by The Assman makes Kim Kardashian look flat. Is having a booty that big some kind of super power? Should she come over to my place for closer inspection? That was rhetorical because the answer is yes.
1) Remove the ads.
2) Show you all the crazy pics we receive that we can't post on our public website.
3) Build an elite community of yoga pants connoisseurs.
4) Give you an honorary seat on the GIYP Board of Directors.
5) Keep our servers online.
...and more. Starting at ONE CENT.