Where exactly is the line between “adorable internet crush” and “creepy, booty-obsessed stalker”? Because I think I crossed it when I saw these new pics of of this gorgeous girl from Twitter. Her Instagram leads me to believe she lives in yoga pants, wearing them to parties, strip clubs, and even to the dildo store she works at! As if the guys weren’t flustered enough walking in there, they’ve got to see this gorgeous girl with her insane ass. That’s got to be either really good, or really bad for business.
In unrelated news, I’m going to be moving to.. uh.. whatever town she lives in for uh… work? Yeah, work. I’m moving there for work, my job is reviewing dildo stores and interviewing their employees.
These guys know what’s up: