THICK IN THE RIGHT PLACES
The texts I would send this girl if I had her number would land me on Awkward Messages for sure.
1) Remove the ads.
2) Show you all the crazy pics we receive that we can't post on our public website.
3) Build an elite community of yoga pants connoisseurs.
4) Give you an honorary seat on the GIYP Board of Directors.
5) Keep our servers online.
...and more. Starting at ONE CENT.