Planking In Yoga Pants

plank-boobsMy first thought was “what about her boobs? Wouldn’t this hurt?” Then I was thinking about how if it did, girls wouldn’t be able to lay on their stomach. Since every girl refuses to look at me and prefers to lay face down during fornication, no matter how much I pay them, I’m either so repulsive they’ll endure the pain, or there is none. Both are equally possible. So ladies of, is it painful to lay on your tits? Just kidding, no women come to this site. Now go grab the Vaseline and cry yourself to climax while zooming in 50x’s on her ass, because that’s how I’m spending this lovely Monday morning.

Written by C. Munson

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