IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER

, IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER,
Since I’ve had so many people tell me I should get strippers to pose in yoga pants for the website, I decided to take a business trip to the nearest strip club and scout the talent. When I entered the club, I was immediately puzzled by whether some of these girls were just out of shape, or actually pregnant. After a while, one of them sat down at our table and told us all about the pepper spray she keeps in her purse, just in case. I left to get another drink before she started a demonstration, and was served by a girl whose voice sounded uncannily like Moe Szyslak mixed with Martha Stewart. In other words, I was in heaven. But, I think we’ll just stick to using pictures girls email us for the site, like the one above. Keep going for the full sized version…

, IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER,

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, HARD TO BEAT,

HARD TO BEAT

, THANKS JD!,

THANKS JD!