IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
Since I’ve had so many people tell me I should get strippers to pose in yoga pants for the website, I decided to take a business trip to the nearest strip club and scout the talent. When I entered the club, I was immediately puzzled by whether some of these girls were just out of shape, or actually pregnant. After a while, one of them sat down at our table and told us all about the pepper spray she keeps in her purse, just in case. I left to get another drink before she started a demonstration, and was served by a girl whose voice sounded uncannily like Moe Szyslak mixed with Martha Stewart. In other words, I was in heaven. But, I think we’ll just stick to using pictures girls email us for the site, like the one above. Keep going for the full sized version…
1) Remove the ads.
2) Show you all the crazy pics we receive that we can't post on our public website.
3) Build an elite community of yoga pants connoisseurs.
4) Give you an honorary seat on the GIYP Board of Directors.
5) Keep our servers online.
...and more. Starting at ONE CENT.