THE THINGS I’D DO


If this girl told me the only way I could hit it was if I chugged five large bottles of maple syrup right in front of her, I would do it instantly. If I knew her, the drunk texts I would send her trying to convince her to hook up with me would land me on AwkwardMessages.com for sure.

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MOTHER OF TWINS

A LETTER FROM OUR TROOPS