If you’re really struggling to make it to the gym each day, you could spice up your workout routine by joining a local dodgeball league! Wait what? That’s right, dodgeball! For adults! Like in that movie with those guys and that girl that you saw a while ago and everyone only ever quotes the “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball” line. Just like that! With young, attractive females wearing yoga shorts and yoga pants and jumping around and holy shit it’s magical. So check it out! My friends say it’s great, and I’d probably go too if I wasn’t so busy leveling up my guild in my mom’s basement. Welp, see ya later.