As you may have noticed, I recently fell in love with this cute stoner from Twitter,and while I’m not a fan of duck lipping on any girl, I’m a big fan of everything else about her.
So at this point I’m debating moving to her town so that I can casually run in to her at bars or the grocery store. If we don’t hit it off, I’ll just throw money at her until I’m broke or she accepts my proposal.. I hear that’s how Kanye got Kim.
Either way, I smell a new restraining order in my future!