COMING SOON: GIYP DELIVERED BY DRONES

COMING SOON: GIYP DELIVERED BY DRONES
Today we’re proud to announce that just
like Amazon, GirlsInYogaPants.com will be amassing a drone army to carry out our commands. We deliver yoga pants pictures to you via our website, Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, YouTube — and soon, drones. Our delivery drones will land near your home, attempt to enter a door or window, and then spit print-outs of pics from our website on your floor. Our drones will be covered in lemon juice to fend off K9 attackers. Also in the works are actual yoga pants for the drones to wear. The launch date will be announced at a later time, as we have no funding or knowledge of technology. Disclaimer: We are not responsible for actions of drones once they’re inside your home.

COMING SOON: GIYP DELIVERED BY DRONES

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