Are you a female? Yes? Well are you excited for Halloween? No? Does the pressure of finding the perfect costume weigh on your shoulders daily? Still no? Well you sound like just the right person to go as a Girl In Yoga Pants. It’s the perfect costume to tell the world “I give no fucks” while still showing off your ass and gaining more attention than every other girl at the party – and isn’t that what it’s all about?
Thanks to @TimeToCreep for the submission