Kim Kardashian Banned For Life From GIYP For Manipulated Photos
It’s been a turbulent 24 hours here on GirlsInYogaPants.com. Just yesterday we lifted our year-and-a-half long ban on Kim Kardashian pics, but we’ve already been forced to overturn that decision. Many people familiar with Photoshop believe her two new Instagram pics were digitally manipulated to make her appear thinner.
Photoshop expert @PeejeT tells us the curve in the door frame (pictured above) is evidence of manipulation. “Also, the tiles on the floor seem to warp around the same shape of Kim’s body,” he says, “this would be caused by expanding the thigh and bringing in the stomach.” @PeejeT sent the above diagram, which uses red and blue lines to highlight the warping.
Because of the alleged photo manipulation, in addition to unconfirmed reports that she’s actually a Hobbit, we’ve decided to banish Kim Kardashian from Girls In Yoga Pants for life and request that she be returned to Middle Earth immediately.
Here are the photos in question from her Instagram:
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