Looks like we found the real cause of those people dying in the restaurant. If anyone else happened to snap some pics of their server while visiting this fine establishment, please send them directly to our inbox.
I usually try to refrain from using the term ‘goth’ as a lot of people don’t seem to enjoy the label, but this girl @StillSarahAllen has it listed in her bio so I think it’s okay. You may or may not recognize her, as her booty and excellent thigh gap have been featured on our website a few times in the past. Well, I was talking to her yesterday and she decided to snap some new pics of herself. I was pretty happy with the results, and may have went to full chub when she mentioned her tight little body is sculpted from a strict lifestyle of red meat and squats.
Browsing her Instagram, you’ll notice she’s got an exceptionally attractive [Read: Big bootied] roommate. Now I’m no rocket appliance, but I’m pretty sure if we’re nice enough we can convince them both to pose side by side in yoga pants. I don’t know about you guys, but that’s something I’m very interested in seeing. › Continue reading
The guy who submitted these pics may or may not have submitted some pictures back in 2011. Not that we’re assuming anything, we just think it’s possible he’s not still with that same girl which could make this submission very awkward, but fuck it.. it’s Monday morning and we all deserve a excitement to start our week off right. Continue reading for 5 more pictures and a link to the old post ›
Girls in Yoga Pants is a blog that covers the highly important topic of girls in yoga pants.
"Girls in yoga pants -- I think that's hotter than girls being naked." - Howard Stern, 2010