It’s my dream to fall face first in to a girl in this position. Any volunteers? I can guarantee you the most disappointing and awkward 17 seconds of your life.
Give or take 15 seconds or so.
Even if it was guaranteed to break my neck, I’d still ask her if I could take a run at it face first.
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I read an article recently where Iggy Azalea stated that while people are happy to compliment her ass on the internet, in person it is much different. Well Iggy, that’s what we here on the internet call keyboard-courage… but I have no shame – I would gladly bow at your feet, kiss the ground you walk on, I’d even drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.
Okay, maybe not that last one… but seriously, if there is a lack of people worshipping your booty, come to Toronto and I will change that.
Apparently this guy’s girlfriend asked him if her pants were see-through… he did the honorable thing, and said no.