This incredibly generous couple has found a new favorite past time; inviting strangers on the internet to judge her ass. And it would appear she’s REALLY enjoying the attention, as those yoga pants probably don’t come pre-vagina juiced. Oh God, that’s the most disgusting term I’ve ever used. Quick, wash your mind with this incredible picture of what I’m pretty sure is her you know what:
If you want to see how racy this babe is willing to go, click the thumbs up and demand more in the comments. + 2 more pics of her tight little booty ››
So I thought I was going to die an unhappy man because @MichelleBalvs was taking so long to submit new pictures, when today she dropped what I consider the motherload in to our inbox. Not only does this fit little pot head send in some excellent yoga pants pictures, she submitted this pic:
I don’t know about you guys, but that’s a cup holder that I want on my couch. I’ll drink the warmest of beers if I can pick it up from there. This idea was so revolutionary it caused me to propose to Michelle. Now, I know what you’re thinking… “Jon, you propose to every girl that has a nice ass” and yeah, it’s true, I seemingly have an unquenchable thirst for hot girls in yoga pants that won’t be satisfied unless I can throw a ring on that finger and call it mine.
But to my surprise, she said yes! (Mom is going to be so proud of me!!!) But only if I could boost her follower count on Twitter. So now all I have to do is prove to her I’m worthy of dat ass, and I’m appealing to all of you for help. Please go follow @MichelleBalvs on Twitter and let her know that while the sex will be disappointing, my mother is an excellent cook and the dumbwaiter I had installed a few weeks ago means we rarely, if ever, have to go upstairs and see her. I’m not sure if this is really all that appealing to anyone but me, but damnit I think I’m living the (basement dweller’s) dream. Click here for a bikini pic that really shows off her incredible body!
Girls in Yoga Pants is a blog that covers the highly important topic of girls in yoga pants.
"Girls in yoga pants -- I think that's hotter than girls being naked." - Howard Stern, 2010