Falling face first would be nice, but I think it’d be even better to do a Diving Headbutt à la The Dynamite Kid. She’ll be calling me that once she sees how fast I explode.
It’s my dream to fall face first in to a girl in this position. Any volunteers? I can guarantee you the most disappointing and awkward 17 seconds of your life.
Give or take 15 seconds or so.
Girls in Yoga Pants is a blog that covers the highly important topic of girls in yoga pants.
"Girls in yoga pants -- I think that's hotter than girls being naked." - Howard Stern, 2010