GIYP fan Dmitrii says she’s a MILF, but I don’t know if I believe it. Anyone know who this girl is?
Anyone know who she is?
Any regular to our site should recognize @MichelleBalvs, as I’ve made it quite obvious I have a crush on her and post her ass any chance I get. My goal is to somehow attain a diamond big enough to impress her so that she’ll actually give me the time of day, but since I’m broke and live in my mom’s basement I don’t know how achievable that goal is. My plan right now is to win a radio contest for a trip to some war-torn country and pick up one of those heavily discounted “blood diamonds” I keep hearing about. I’m told this plan is horrible, and I’ll probably die… but I don’t really want to live in a world where she’s not sitting on my face daily, so it’s a win/win in my eyes.
Girls in Yoga Pants is a blog that covers the highly important topic of girls in yoga pants.
"Girls in yoga pants -- I think that's hotter than girls being naked." - Howard Stern, 2010