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It’s been a while since we had an update featuring the beautiful @MichelleBalvs – a bit too long if you ask me. While I can’t confirm or deny it’s because I was waiting for a restraining order to be lifted, I will say she looks a hell of a lot better in high resolution than through a pair of binoculars with at least 100 yards between us. Not that I would ever do that, of course.. I’m just assuming.
If you’ve been visiting GirlsInYogaPants.com for a while you’ll remember the plan I hatched in an attempt to meet this girl. While that plan may have landed me in some trouble, I think I’ve got a new one that is sure to win her over! She’s now working for a company called Top Tier Promoting, which I just hired to promote my new book “How to be less good at pleasing women with your massive dong so they stop orgasming to death in the pile of money you sleep on cause you got that ‘fuck you’ money”. This is called “baiting the hook” or “planting the seed”, for all you non-pickup-artists out there, so now I just gotta sit back and wait. › Continue reading
Our first month is in the books and we’re here to announce the SEPTEMBER winner of our monthly giveaway! Thanks to GIYP fan omahaking and all of our sponsors for supporting us during the opening month of what we hope to make the world’s greatest private yoga pants community.
By signing up, not only do you get ad-free access to the greatest website on the planet, but you also get a say in what we post on the homepage as well as a chance to win free shit! As if that deal couldn’t get any better, your first month is only a penny! What the hell are you waiting for you? › Continue reading
Girls in Yoga Pants is a blog that covers the highly important topic of girls in yoga pants.
"Girls in yoga pants -- I think that's hotter than girls being naked." - Howard Stern, 2010