I hate hiking, or any physical activity really.. even breathing is a bit of a workout for me.. but I swear on my last cheeto that I would make it up any hill if this was in front of me.
Everyone knows about my crush on this cute girl @MichelleBalvs but I’ve been trying to play it cool and lay low, act like I don’t give a fuck, you know.. like how a guy won’t text a girl for a couple of days? Well like that but instead of not texting her I don’t post her booty pics in hopes that she’ll come begging for my attention. Well, she didn’t. Like any other weak-willed man chasing a gorgeous girl, I failed. I sent the text. I made the call. I said “AY YO GIRL Y U NO FUK WIT ME?!1?”
Alright, no I didn’t. She would never trust me with her phone number. But I am actually legit obsessed with this girl’s ass and I’d pay good money to high-dive face first in to it. › Continue reading
Her Instagram bio says she’s an architect. I wonder if she knows Art Vandelay.
Is it real or plastic surgery? If you need some more angles before you decide, check these out:
Girls in Yoga Pants is a blog that covers the highly important topic of girls in yoga pants.
"Girls in yoga pants -- I think that's hotter than girls being naked." - Howard Stern, 2010