February 2011

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    LIBERATED

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    Here’s what this girl emailed us: “I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.” You really overestimate me. I have no idea what the definition of the word “liberate” is. Make sure to use small words in your emails, folks. I’m talking 5th grade level words. Thank you.
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    ANOTHER FRONTAL SHOT

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    I had some bad Mexican food earlier, so I think I’m gonna have to leave you guys with this for the evening. Should this girl send in more? Leave your thoughts in the comments…

    (xanax online india)

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    I’D RATHER THE CAR

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    I’m not sure about you guys, but I’d rather the Caddy sitting in the background.

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    BALASANA


    This pose is known in the yoga community as the “Child Pose” – that didn’t seem like the best title, so I found an alternative. Enlarged shot, after the jump!
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    BEBE

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    I don’t really know what to think of this one, I’m calling for a resubmit. Enlarged shot, after the jump!
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    LOTS OF POTENTIAL

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    GET SOME SUN

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    This girl would never make it on Jersey Shore.. I’m pretty alright with that.
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    WHY WE DO GIRLSINYOGAPANTS.com

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    At the end of the day, it’s really all for the kids. We want them to grow up in a better place than we did. And for guys like this one, who emailed us: “Just when I thought Walmart people could not be beat here is yoga pants. Thank you for providing this public service. I am a married 32 year old man. I need things like this to keep me happy.” We got you covered dawg!

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    END TABLE

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    I would staple my nuts to a moving snowmobile and jump off of it for a night with that ass.

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    STRATEGIC POSITIONING

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    White yoga pants never cease to amazing me. If you have a girlfriend, buy her some. Seriously, you won’t regret it.

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    GUESS THE MEASUREMENTS

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    SPREAD ‘EM

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    Even if this girl was as guilty as OJ, I’m pretty sure dropping down to this position would exonerate her of all charges. Sent in by Len.

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