Jensen, we appreciate your message and would like to send this booty out to you and everyone else who selflessly devotes themselves to defending our great countries. Keep going for the high res shot! › Continue reading
If this girl told me the only way I could hit it was if I chugged five large bottles of maple syrup right in front of her, I would do it instantly. If I knew her, the drunk texts I would send her trying to convince her to hook up with me would land me on AwkwardMessages.com for sure.
This MILF, that submitted herself on Twitter, should teach booty sculpting lessons at the local rec center, I guarantee with her in charge the divorce rate would drop. Enlarged shots, after the jump! › Continue reading
It scares me that there’s a generation that might not know what Tetris is.. It makes me wonder what the world will be like when kids are primarily influenced by the Kardashians and Jersey Shore. Without aides like Boy Meets World, Home Improvement, Fresh Prince or Full House, how can we can expect any of these kids to grow up right? Where are the life lessons? Hell, even Tetris had a life lesson – Mistakes accumulate, success vanishes. Anyways, that’s my rant for today.. keep going for the enlarged shots! › Continue reading