NO DORITO ZONE

This GIYP MILF writes:

I am a mom of two boys (5 and 1), but that’s no excuse to bury my face in an econo-size-bag of Doritos and polish off an entire slab cake and then blame the kids for keeping me too busy to exercise.

I play sports and eat well and most importantly, I get down on the floor and play with my kids! Plus, a super-hot husband is pretty good incentive to stay fit…

Love from Vancouver, Canada:-)

For the record, I fully support the mass consumption of Doritos.
This is the latest entry in our contest for $60 to Lululemon, another shot, after the jump!

24 Comments to NO DORITO ZONE

1. 

   no bumm
david on August 28th, 2010
2. 

   nah
Maestro716 on August 28th, 2010
3. 

   I fully disagree with the endorsement of eating Doritos by the guy behind the scenes. That said, I’m inclined to say this is a flattie, but the angle of the shot may not be the best. She may “play sports” and exercise but yo, start doing lunges and squats more often.
GoCanes on August 28th, 2010
4. 

   Nice MILF, but yeah, no butt.
fanofgiyp on August 28th, 2010
5. 

   Next….
aint i right on August 28th, 2010
6. 

   Ooooh. I’m all about that belly!
Oni on August 28th, 2010
7. 

   Sure thats not a guy? no ass at all…
ThatGuy on August 28th, 2010
8. 

   I agree with what she writes alt of women blame giving birth as the excuse fire letting themselfs go.

   Now we need more bum…
Jtc on August 28th, 2010
9. 

   No butt? … really?~ Maybe it’s because she doesn’t have her pants up her crack to see it? lol idk, the small of her back, leading to her bum, down her legs, I’d have to disagree with you men on this one, she has a sexy ass.. and im not gay, or even bi… a woman knows a nice butt when she see’s one.
sandralyn71 on August 28th, 2010
10. 

    She’s Okay but just seems to have no butt. good entry tho i still vote for others =/
Vic on August 28th, 2010
11. 

    NOTE: if u cant show a good ass pic, get a cameltoe pic goin.
archangel99 on August 28th, 2010
12. 

    This is exactly why the guys just “across the line” love the Van women.
    Thanks
    from B’ham
John on August 28th, 2010
13. 

    A
    MAZE
    ING
Canon on August 28th, 2010
14. 

    @Sandralyn… what pic are you looking at that you see some ass…??? I have looked all over and all I see is a flat stomach with ass to match…
Hed Furst on August 28th, 2010
15. 

    She looks really fit, and I’m sure her husband loves seeing how long she can go for, that lucky prick.
Rick on August 28th, 2010
16. 

    Yeah… She’s probably trying a little too hard with the butt there, but I don’t know why… That is just smokin’ hot! She should be proud of her body!!! She has every right to. That’s incredible…
adlyia on August 28th, 2010
17. 

    Doritos and tights…Ali Landry?

    http://www.jsrpages.co.uk/scansl/landry/ali-landry%20(1).jpg
StrokerAce on August 28th, 2010
18. 

    OK, so Ali Landry doesn’t have the most bulbous booty either. Yet, to find that pic I had to look through an image search on Ali Landry.

    Now I have a raging boner. I guess it’s time to reaffirm why I’m named “Stroker.” (But I’m taking the previous spandex cutie into the Jerkatorium with me.)
StrokerAce on August 28th, 2010
19. 

    No ass at all…do you have a pen or a marker so I can play connect the dots with all the back acne and moles on you…please don’t send another pic to this site,you are not hot.
Nagger on August 29th, 2010
20. 

    Oh well, I guess I’m just not built that way (ghetto bootie), but my husband seems to enjoy it and trust me, I do plenty of squats holding a 30 pound baby, so this is as good as it gets, I guess:-)

    Thanks for the nice comments anyway!

    Loves
Jacks on August 30th, 2010
21. 

    Jacks, don’t listen to any of the naysayers here. Some of these people actually think they’re going to land the “perfect” woman while basking in the luxury of Mom’s basement. I think you look just fine! It’s obvious you’re fit, and just because your butt doesn’t stick out 3 feet doesn’t mean you’re not sexy. You like to get down and play with your kids, and that in itself is sexy in my book.
StrokerAce on August 30th, 2010
22. 

    Aw, thanks. No worries, I don’t take any of it personally. I was fully expecting a bit of back-lash…no pun intended…

    I’m totally okay with me as I am and if my hubby is happy and I am fit enough to keep up with my little monsters, all is perfect in my world.

    Thanks again:-)
    J
Jacks on August 30th, 2010
23. 

    DAAMMMMNNNNN you are one sexyyy momma!
kid on August 31st, 2010
24. 

    What sports do you play???
Coach on February 17th, 2011

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