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MORE ASS THAN BRAINS

kim kardashian
Kim Kardashian recently posted on Twitter that she was sitting next to an air marshal on a flight home to LAX, which would be innocent enough aside from the fact that air marshals don’t tell the passengers who they are.

- I’m on the airplane…love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!
- No but I figured it out & he told me! shhhh RT @rockergirl73 you aren’t suppose to know the identity of the air marshal on your flight.
- RELAX I just told u guys the Air Marshall is sitting next to me, highly doubt anyone is twittering like me on this flight! shhh
- Air Marshall’s are supposed to keep their identity concealed. He did! I am just a private eye & assumed, so I asked him & he was honest!
- OK I hope I don’t get in trouble…logging off now! xo

In other words, Kim asked some guy next to her if he was an air marshal and he said yes, and she was egotistical enough to believe that a real air marshal would risk his job and the safety of the passengers to try and impress her. It’s the oldest trick in the book. Hell, I tell chicks I’m their secret air marshal even when I’m not on a plane. Enlarged pic of Kim in yoga pants after the jump



Filed under: Big booty, Celebrities




31 Comments to MORE ASS THAN BRAINS

  1. nummins!

  2. prawn88 on July 19th, 2010
  3. Her ass looks like a sack of creamed corn. *vomit*

  4. donroomba on July 19th, 2010
  5. ahhhhhhhh.. Kardashian ass – Homer Simpson voice

  6. Jay on July 19th, 2010
  7. Just another worthless Ameriskank who got famous for, well, nothing.

  8. GoCanes on July 19th, 2010
  9. I really do not like this person. at all.

  10. jephro on July 19th, 2010
  11. this pic ….boner killl

  12. david ` on July 19th, 2010
  13. Please! NO MORE cellufatass.

  14. CMA GUMBY on July 19th, 2010
  15. Perfect headline! I have nothing more to add :)

  16. huh? on July 19th, 2010
  17. Her ass looks like is melting from her backside.

  18. jtc on July 19th, 2010
  19. so she is stupid AND smuggeling a 20 pound bag of cottage cheese in the back of her panties….nice!

  20. wyrmwrath@yahoo.com on July 19th, 2010
  21. Seriously..big fat ass does not always = nice ass. Quality over quantity people.

    Kim, either hit the gym or keep the spanx handy.

  22. Beebop on July 19th, 2010
  23. i would tap that like a keg of beer. that is the epitome of beauty booty and brains

  24. keith on July 19th, 2010
  25. Keith…”beauty, booty, & BRAINS????????” What are you smokin’?

  26. huh? on July 19th, 2010
  27. That… Looks… Nasty…

  28. archangel99 on July 19th, 2010
  29. Eeewww! New meaning for the word “pant-load”

  30. mitch on July 19th, 2010
  31. Looks like 10 pounds of chewed bubble gum

  32. trickydix on July 19th, 2010
  33. it looks like she is wearing a diaper. she needs to go away and not return

  34. Ed on July 20th, 2010
  35. That is the most disgusting fat whore that parades around like she’s worth everyone’s time. Why do you guys find her attractive? She is hideous, fat & just an arrogant cunt.

  36. Jasbo on July 20th, 2010
  37. *shudder* I wasn’t aware that a nice meant having a sack of cottage cheese in your pants where your ass should be.

  38. CookieMonsta on July 20th, 2010
  39. nice ass*

  40. CookieMonsta on July 20th, 2010
  41. I <3 Kim!!!! Fuck all you haters… she's beautiful and you know it. And for all you idiots that call her fat, you're either blind or some jealous girl that's probably 5'4" at 250. Stop hating… its rather sad. Her ass is amazing. As is the rest of her. The end.

  42. Alexa on July 20th, 2010
  43. someone needs their diaper changed.

  44. dave on July 20th, 2010
  45. Alexa, if the rest of her is as “amazing” as you think… well, you have some pathetically low standards. You idolize a woman who gained fame for a leaked porno video, a Playboy spread, and that’s it. She’s no better than Paris Hilton. Both are worthless Ameriskanks who have made no contribution to society.

    And you think she’s amazing? You’re off your rocker.

  46. GoCanes on July 20th, 2010
  47. I don’t idolize her… I just simply think she’s pretty and has a nice body. and the comments everyone makes about her are absurd. Who cares how she’s famous? She’s sexy as fuck. It’s pretty pathetic when all you do is get on this site to bash girls and their “imperfect bodies”. Considering most of you losers would be lucky to get a girl even half as hot as most of these chicks. I guess living in your mom’s basement and jacking off to WoW gives you the right to judge beautiful women. I’d be pretty bitter too. But hey… if it helps you sleep at night then by all means keep up the negativity :)

  48. Alexa on July 20th, 2010
  49. Let’s see… 1 Code Red, 1 Code Green, 1 Code Purple, 1 Code Tan, and a couple other ad hominems to boot! You really know your shaming tactics! (click on my username to see what I mean) Even your statement closest to being a legitimate point isn’t right; nobody is criticizing “imperfect bodies.” That’s a straw man. We criticize when something is posted that obviously should not be, often because the booty in question IS NOT HOT. The site’s “about” page says to feast your eyes upon the web’s best posteriors. We say what is not a good posterior and what is. That’s called criticism, honey; if you can’t take it, get back into the kitchen and stay there.

    Listen. I’m not saying Kardashian is ugly. She’s okay – not my type whatsoever, but hey if other guys like her… well, more power to ‘em. I happen to put a modicum of emphasis on respectability; Kardashian has very little. That said, there are so many better bodies than hers (she could stand to cut back on the Haagen-Dazs and hit the gym). Yes, I can criticize the health aspect because I actually train my body, eat quality food, etc. No hypocrisy here in that regard.

    Also, if a person has faults, that’s no issue. It’s the mistaken belief that these faults are actually “ass”-ets (pardon the pun) that enables people to call attention to said faults. In other words, if you’re fat but think you’re attractive, get ready for a wake-up call.

    Why should negative characteristics be viewed positively, even neutrally, especially if said characteristics are portrayed by someone to be positive? After all, it’s a simple matter of knowing your place, limits, etc.

    In other words. SHUT UP OR GET OUT.

  50. GoCanes on July 20th, 2010
  51. touchè.

  52. Alexa on July 21st, 2010
  53. That ass is 100% gross!

  54. whatever on July 22nd, 2010
  55. i like it. nothing else to say

  56. msu on July 22nd, 2010
  57. My god I fail to understand why men find this fat ass attractive. This girl has a beautiful face and fat ass.

  58. Scott on July 23rd, 2010
  59. her ass isnt even nice. its all chunky =P

  60. awesomeselflover on July 26th, 2010
  61. People only care about whose d**k she is and will ride.

  62. Jiggaapril on March 24th, 2011

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