I went to a beach once. Fell asleep on my stomach and was rudely awaken by a marine biologist exclaiming he found a new species of whale. The only thing more embarrassing than being mistaken for a new species of whale is trying to run away from the people mistaking you for a new species of whale. Keep going for the enlarged version!
Girls in Yoga Pants is a blog that covers the highly important topic of girls in yoga pants.
"Girls in yoga pants -- I think that's hotter than girls being naked." - Howard Stern, 2010